Stalin.001

Hello.
MY name is Joseph Stalin. The Joseph Stalin. Yes, that's right, I never died. Many people were led to believe that the great Joseph Stalin could somehow die. It is not possible. I am now very old, yet I am as strong and vital as I ever was. So, thanks to my yoga instructor, Keith, for everything. I couldn't have done it without you, K-Man. Life is rough when you are a former dictator of a world super-power whom everyone assumes has died long ago. I can't even get unemployment.
Which is why I have taken this job as a reporter for an American internet site. Things are going very well. I am assistant editor, and I have also been given the position of political correspondant. I am very pleased to have recieved such as honor. The leadership at this new company seems very relaxed and friendly. I hope to have taken full control of the entire operation before long. I already have more assignments than that loser, Rob Anderson. There's a film review spot opening up soon. I hope to include that title in my ever-growing grasp of this fecund new operation.